My wife got herself into one of those Facebook ping pong matches where the posts go back and forth with several people weighing in. A question was posed: “If a celebrity had a fragrance that you really liked but hated the celebrity, would you still wear it?”   A fair enough question. I would answer that question with a question… If you hated the celebrity enough to warrant not wearing their fragrance, why would you try it in the first place? But I digress from the fun part of the conversation.

My wife, in her inimitable spirit and sense of humor went on to name a few celebrity fragrances of her own…

Entitlement – by Paris Hilton

Rage – by Mel Gibson

Sarah Palin’s Self Righteous

With the economy in shambles and Americans spending less of their hard-earned dollar on entertainment, these hard-hit celebrities are searching for new avenues of income to help keep their multiple homes, fleets of cars, and illegal alien domestic servants viable. I want to try to help the cause. These are my suggestions for celebrity fragrances because after all, If you gotta stink, stink in style.

Tom Cruise’s Testoster One

Megalomaniac – by Charlie Sheen

Jennifer Aniston’s Pitt Stop

Dweeber – by Justin Beiber

Enough – of the Kardashian Sisters

Swine by Snookie

Liar by Casey Anthony

Katy Perry’s Jilted

Lindsay Lohan’s Rehab

Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s fragrance also comes in a powder form.

Ah… the sweet smell of ca-ching!