Jingle Bells 2011

by Mike Egenolf

Jingle Bells, Christmas sales,

to the mall again today

Tried to grab that last leap pad

someone got in my way!

Jingle Bells what the hell

this doesn’t come in blue?

I thought I found the perfect fit

but where’s the other shoe?

A day or two ago

Saint Nick said “heck with all this fuss,

instead of making all the toys

I’ll go to Toys R Us

Jingle Bells whats that smell

Oh dear lord it’s me

I showered when I woke up

but now its after three!

Jingle Bells, barren shelves

this place has been picked clean

All this shopping madness

makes me act like Charlie Sheen

A Day or two ago

Santa cried “Dear Me”

instead of walking talking dolls

the kids want PS3!